Milja
a fair lady that resembles rapunzel with her long locks. she’s a dreamer and possesses great power and beauty. there’s no other lady like her. she can cook, clean, talk and drink coffee at the same time. she uses the word ‘awesome’ about 500 times daily, but adds her own authentic touch to it. she confuses supermarket workers when she asks for salmon, forgetting the ‘l’ is silent, but no one would have her any other way. she is one in a million and the best lady you will ever meet.
why haven’t i met a superwoman like milja?
why aren’t there any beautiful milja’s around?
i gotta get me some milja.
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