Milk bottle
an uncirc-mcised p-n-s, due to its resemblance to a milk bottle lolly
patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. he would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. as such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.
a name given mainly to european women who frequent the sunny beaches of the carribean, looking for an exotic sh-g by jamaican ‘rastatutes’ (rastafarian statutes: built-up s-x-industry workers), to denote their horniness (they resemble empty milk bottles waiting to be ‘filled’ with ‘white’… uh, man-milk!)…
british milk bottles are dime-a-dozen on seven mile beach whenever the tourists’ season starts in jamaica!
a p-n-s of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a uk pint bottle of milk.
has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.
ann: why billie you are walking a little strange today!
billie: yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.
a bottle of milk for babies
he’s 20 years old and still drinks out of a milk bottle.
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