Milk Range


a measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. used to ill-strate how close a particular event is. as the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within ‘milk range’.
oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. better study up.

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