milkbone


to thrust the p-n-s between a women’s preferably large br–sts and -j-c-l-t- on her chest and/or face. can be used as a noun or a verb. (explanation for the s-x-impaired: br–sts contain milk, and you bone them, hence the term “milkbone”)
hey angi, i would really like to give that large breasted lady a milkbone.

tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large br–sts.
a plump caucasian woman.
plump + white skin = milkbone

anna nicole is a milkbone. well was (r.i.p <3) slathering one's genitals with a substance attractive to canines (or felines if you like the scratchy scratchy) in order to entice the animal to lick and orally pleasure your junk after striking out with ladies at the bar last night tim went home covered his flesh cudgel with peanut b-tter in order to get milk boned into ecstasy. because tim's wife had a headache, he dipped his nuts in chocolate sauce for a good milk boning by the dog (be advised: chocolate can be toxic to dogs, we do not advocate chocolate for milk boning with canines). when a lactating women sprays her breast milk on a man's junk while having s-xual intercourse with the women, then continues to have s-x with her. man! that soon to be milf wanted to milkbone so bad last night. but i just wasn't haven it. when you are with a random girl and you are doing it doggie style. just as she comes you punch her in the tailbone. i gave that random b-tch a milkbone last night a humble human with a great smile, born with an extra funnybone. man, that guy is a milkbone. verb: when a two people have -n-l s-x and the person taking it farts my b-tch gave me a killer milkbone

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