Millenial Retirement Plan
a 9mm bullet to the head.
established in the askreddit thread involving the youth being poorer than their parents at every stage of life the general consensus of the thread was to follow the millenial retirement plan.
the millenial retirement plan involves killing yourself before you are old enough to be put in a retirement home due to sallie mae and the baby boomers ruining all hope of solid savings and social security.
since the year is 2065 it’s time for the millenial retirement plan to start kicking in.
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