Miller Lite

one of the best, cheap beers out there.
id give my friend a miller lite, but hes a redneck and only drinks bud lite.
a brand of beer-flavored water
beer drinker #1: this beer is old, man. it tastes like all the flavor sank to the bottom of the bottle.

beer drinker #2: it isn’t old, dude, it’s miller lite.
by far the most foul tasting beer out there; a disgrace to light beers.
dude #1- “hey man, wanna get drunk?”
dude #2- “h-ll yes, lets get sh-tfaced.”
dude #1- “sweet! i’ve got some frosty miller lites in the cooler.”
dude #2- “oh, i’ll have a soda instead.”
arguably the most overrated beer in the world.
taste no better than busch but cost more.
dude1: hey lets get some good beer tonight, lets get miller lite.

dude2: f-ck that miller lite sucks, lets get something else.

dude1: but it won all those world beer cups, it must be good.

dude2: yeah because miller lite is overrated.
best d-mn brew on the planet period. nothing hits the spot like a cold miller lite on a hot day. there is nothing that i would rather be caught with in my hand with the exception of an mgd.

miller lite is sick -ss and takes the back seat to n-body.
hey jonny i’m a poor b-m. all i can eat on this budget is lakeport and cans of beans.

well sir i drink miller lite because i like to look like a dope -ss hustler.
the worst beer known to man. can be seen being drunk almost exclusively by rednecks.
hey cletus, p-ss me a miller lite before i have s-x with my sister.
the best d-mn beer known to man

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