mince pie


full extended term of “mince”. c-ckney rhyming slang for eye.
i could ‘ardly believe me mince pies, mate.
a white person that is a black person at heart
oh my god lauren, i can’t believe you can twerk, you’re such a mince pie!
the best food in the world.
made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout new zealand and australia (dairy’s, cafe’s, super markets).
also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
almost better than s-x
jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the sh-ts
jim: i know, i’m never doing that again
timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? f-ckn crazy sh-t
jim: yeah man
when you sh-t in a girls f-nny and mince it up with your d-ck
peter: did you have a good christmas john?

john: yeah – i gave lucy a mince pie; f-cking slag.

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