Mindbreasting
the art of cold-calling under false pretences to generate cash flow or mentally outcl-ssing someone through various forms of communication. the formal pr-nounciation is mindbrrrreasting. (the rrrrolling of the r)
john spent hours and hours mindbreasting on the march apartment guide.
person 1: what are you doing today?
person 2: mindbrrrreasting
person 1: oh you mean dialing for dollars?
person 2: yeah my dad’s in a trade, im gonna see if i can get my hands in someone elses cookie jar.
also:
person 1: hows the mindbrrrreasting going?
person 2: the only responces i get are from -ss-f-ggits and riverf-cktards.
person 3: f-ck calling, you should start mail-merger mindbrrrreasting. then we can go speening and after go to pasqualay and excelsiorrrr.
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