mindfart
a sporadic, random and unintended remark discharged orally as a result of the mind’s need to facilitate a release of bottled up thoughts.
her proclamation was a mindfart and made no sense whatsoever.
when you know what you were about to write down or say… only to forget it and loose all train of thought.
verb – stemming from the root idea of a fart being “just air and nothing good coming out”
“i was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart”
a long and drawn out version of something simple.
we did one problem for four hours, when i had the answer at the beginning. it was a total mindfart.
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