mindsturbate
to m-st-rb-t- only using one’s mind. t-tillation comes from stimulation of the brain. -j-c-l-t–n often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
“at the mensa meeting, i couldn’t keep myself mindsturbating. yes, the ladies were that good.”
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