Minecraft Noob

a minecraft noob is a person who plays minecraft for the first time. signs of being a noob include the following:

-thinking a 16-bit game is sh-t
-not knowing what to do when you first sp-wn
-thinking minecraft creepers and ghasts are cute and approaching them
-finding lava and thinking it’s diamonds
-thinking redstone is ruby
-spending more than a minute punching stone
-digging sand or gravel directly above you
-being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-attempting to pet a wolf
-entering a cave without torches
-walking past iron ore and coal

and many more
perfect example of a minecraft noob:

noob: hey…what’s this? whats that? what do i do? woah. omg. those green things are so cute!

-sssssssssssssssssssssss……..boom!!-
pro: bahahahaha. lmf–. you noob.
a minecraft noob is someone who is new to minecraft, and does not know much about it. some examples are, but not limited to
-thinking redstone is rubies.
-tries to make coal/lapis tools
-goes out at night with leather armor and a wooden sword
-makes a dirt house
-tries to punch stone
-gladly trades his diamonds for gold
-digs straight down/up
here is an example of a minecraft noob:
rockee3: yay i found diamonds!
simba94: cool. say, ive got this gold pickaxe.
rockee3: ok, i’ll trade you my 7 diamonds for your golden pick.
simba94: ok, -throws pick-
rockee3:-throws diamonds-
simba94 (to himself): gee, what a noob