Miners Helmet
a flash light strapped to the shaft of your c-ck (shlong, p-n-s, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
“d-mn it!.. need a p-ss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as i have a pinger, i shall be opting for the hands free approach”
miners helmet pinger b-ll-nd
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