Minerva McGonagall
one of the best professors hogwarts has ever seen. she is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. some of her best moments were when she was making umbridge look like a fool and fighting the death eaters in deathly hallows.
slytherin: i loathe minerva mcgonagall, she never let’s us have a free day..
ravenclaw: but she’s so smart, and i’m glad she let’s us do work!
gryffindor: did you see her stand up to that umbridge woman?! none of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.
hufflepuff: c’mon guys, i don’t like conflict…
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