minge puppet
a woman that is most commonly sought after for her v-g-n-
i turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
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- minneota
a small hick town that no one has heard of before “lets go to minneota”
- Minnesota Earmuff
whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold minnesota nights at bay. my girl was cold so i offered her my minnesota earm-ff.
- Minnesota Milkquake
a woman engaging in -n-l s-x in reverse cowgirl position whilst trying to chug a gallon of milk. the male encourages by cheering “chug”repeatedly. cody told us all, “next time i give her the minnesota milkquake, i’m either gonna do it in the backyard or at her place”
- Sadulatory
a sad congratulations! when somebody does something amazing that effects you in somewhat of a bad way. oh! you got into harvard?! i applied, but i didn’t get in, here’s a sadulatory handshake! 🙂
- dining
the act of eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. usually refering to dinner. most people don’t enjoy fine dining all the time.