Mingkiet
an asian who is very small and futile. often wears gl-sses and carries an awfully light backpack. when given the choice of money or s-x, will most likely choose s-x. dreams of sp-ce with aliens and theories of inception due to his high experience with science fiction. grows from an asian with long hair to that of spikey hair, and visions a world of suffering where everyone and everything is of his possession.
mingkiet: “she could turn tony straight”; “”voulez-vous coucher avec moi?…. lol”
“dinner is calling me!”
i want to probe mingkiet with spiked probing tools.
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