Mini Cagon


the mini cagon( not to be mistaken for a half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. it is half cat, half dragon. the mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. they are dangerous and roar if angered. please people, stay away from mini cagons. sure, they’re fun sized, but don’t let it trick you. looks can be deceiving. they often appear to be humans at a glance. stay away. not to be mistaken for it’s ancestor the cagon
ex: josh: danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! she even growled at me today!

jeremy: she’s a mini cagon dude! i knew it bro! all that danger in a fun size. scary stuff…

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