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the greatest car ever. it is better than your car, unless your car is a mini. both the original and the new (bmw) mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. see also: awesome.
“hey, look at that car. it’s so awesome.”
“yeah, but it’s not a mini cooper.”

“i’m looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist.”
“mini cooper.”

“what is the automotive equivalent of leslie nielsen?”
“mini cooper.”
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nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. very noticeable. has its own niche of drivers. diverse and close community. will not be suprising to see mini driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. also has quite a decent sp-ce inside, think of it as a sp-cious coupe. can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. or 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. amazing little car manufactured by bmw ag sold as its own branch.
“what is the smallest car on the american roads?” ans. mini!

btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

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getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
josh:jen and i saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

jimmy: why yes. i did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best -rg-sm i’ve ever had

josh: so who you voting for?

jimmy: id appreciate it if you didn’t ask a personal question like that. im trying to tell you how i got fisted by a midget
getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
josh:jen and i saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

jimmy: why yes. i did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best -rg-sm i’ve ever had

josh: so who you voting for?

jimmy: id appreciate it if you didn’t ask a personal question like that. im trying to tell you how i got dusted by a midget
a group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the mall. in groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy m-ss.
1. look, there go the mini coopers! i hope they don’t ram the watch kiosk again.

2. the mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.

a person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. this small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during s-xual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. the mini cooper s is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.
eva longoria, 5’2″
eva longoria is a mini cooper.
more like a little run around r.c. car than a $20,000 midget-mobile. you could sell those things at radio shack for gods sake.
“did you charge the batteries on that r.c. car bob? oh wait no, sorry thats just the cooper.”