Mini Crunch


a smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
justin: okay nick, you’ve used my bathroom. now get out of my house

nick: okay, okay. i get it…wait

justin: what is it now?!

nick: oh sh-t, i got to get back in that bathroom!

justin: what? why?

nick: mini crunch

justin: why are you my friend again?

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