Mini Po-po
the term used for a cop (usually a mall-cop or rent-a-cop) who patrols in one of those small golf-cart-like vehicles that they usually employ. this could also refer to a security card using the same vehicle. the vehicles are usually quite slow, and c-mbersome and often act to incapacitate the already overweight and out-of-shape doughnut huffer or to merely act as an alternative to having to walk on their patrol. the mini po-po is known to prefer dealing with insignificant issues rather then something that might actually make a difference. these include, but are not limited to, shoplifting, loitering, busting skateboarders, jay walking, public intoxication, minor traffic infractions, and possession of marijuana.
grab your boards, there’s a mini po-po around the corner!
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