minivan
similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the v-g-n- and a fist up the -ss. called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
she’s such a slewbag i had no problem parkin’ the minivan in her.
a vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
john stopped driving the minivan when his prozac kicked in.
mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.
i went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. i asked her if she would want a mini van. she didn’t know what it was so i gave her one. she seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. she must be used to only corvettes.
the fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. these swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a c-ck block
“yo stacy was lookin good today, so i felt like i should holla at her for a change. i got her attention but that d-mn minivan parked in front of her.”
“why is that minivan wearing a skirt, n-body needs to see that.”
a seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.
cop: “i just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair.”
like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the p-ssy and 5 in the -ss. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night
vehicle driven by -sshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. while thought to be more efficient than suvs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an suv regardless of the gas milage.
i stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.
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