minnesota poptart
it has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for s-x while driving.
variants include frosted and unfrosted. most favored variant is the frosted cherry poptart.
last week, i heard someone died attempting the minnesota poptart.
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