Minotan
when a man stays in the sun while shirtless with pants or in a bathing suit and shirt, leaving only part of his body tanned and somewhat resembling that of a minotaur.
susan: bob, we’re at the beach, take your shirt off.
bob: i may have put on a few pounds recently, i’d rather keep my gut covered.
susan: ok, but don’t whine to me when you end up with a minotan.
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