Mint Goatee


a small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
the floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
“i has a mint goatee”

“mike, you’ve still got a bit of mint goatee on your face”

“your mint goatee turns me on…you want to know why? coz it reminds me of c-m. my c-m… all over your chin. have a nice day :)”

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