Mir
an argument winner. sometimes confusing the other person.
mitch: shotgun!
josh: no i have shotgun!
mitch: i called it first!
josh: well, mir!
1.a russian made sp-ce station that crashed and burned to earth a few years back.
2. a nickname for people with the names; miranda or miriam
did you see the mir fall from heaven?
an acronym for “mail-in rebate”, commonly seen on deal sites.
i got my mp3 player for only $100 after mirs, but i’m still waiting for them to show up im the mail.
a primitive cell phone commonly used by israeli soldiers, which most of the time are trying to communicate with this poor tool.
this unique device uses the advanced word-elimination technology aka “w_at did u s_y ?”.
tech specs of the mirs cell phone:
1) high volume of radiation – soldiers who have used this phone reported strong pains in their t-st-c-les”
2) activates near-by electrical products – thus saving the army a lot of money.
3) uses as an attack tool – one can smash a mirs on an arab’s head – causing a lot of damage (approx. 57 hp)
here is a typical conversation between two soldiers using the mirs cell phone:
soldier a: “go to t___, and tell them that ____”
soldier b: “what? u mean to trigger the bomb? allright..3..2..1..”
mir… to exspress frustration, be an ice breaker, or even just make someone smile…
pr-nounced murrrrr
sierra-“we have a math test today”
ally-” god d-mnit… mir!!!!!”
is russian for both peace and world
tolstoy’s war and peace is originally voina i mir.
maybe he meant war and world?
mir is a word for a last line of defence to make sure you end and win that arguement between your best friend or worst enemy. it works 100% of the time 60% of the time.
josh: dude you just screwed up on that art procect your gonna get a f now.
mitch: nah i added design i’ll defineetly get and a.
josh no trust me your gonna get a f.
mitch: you know what mir.
the conversation is now over you have left your enemy babbling and trying to find words for a come back.
mitch: 1
josh: 0
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