miralaxing


the state of complete relief after taking an effective yet gentle laxative and stool softener (combined.)
jesus, i can barely cr-p when i travel but i definitely can’t cr-p with you creeping around the hotel room. can you just go to the complimentary continental breakfast so i can start miralaxing?

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