Mirror Shot Core
a cliche of human (or rather, proto-simian being) that enjoys taking his shirt off, taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a cellphone, photoshopping abs on, and uploading the final, b-st–l product to some form of social networking site (usually mysp-ce). average iq: lesser than or equal to 90. if a specimen is spotted, the only known remedy is euthanization.
mirror shot core douchebag: omg look how f-cking deep, edgy, and ripped i am. -takes off shirt and flexes-
good samaritan: …
-shoots between eyes-
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