Misericordia University
a small private university located in dallas, pa, just outside of wilkes-barre. it is dominated females and health science majors (physical therapy, occupational therapy, speech language pathology, nursing, ect.). it is commonly referred to its inhabitants as “miseri”.
1. you’ve lost count of the rainy days
2. you’ve had a conversation with barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. you can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. you think parking at anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. your options for entertainment are applebees or a bar.
7. you have cl-ss on martin luther king day.
8. you know that when the line for dinner is long, it’s worth eating.
9. otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. you have had 2 cl-sses in the same room in the same semester.
11. you understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. you call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. you know what an “equiv” is.
14. you don’t go to the games unless you’re playing in them.
i’m taking courses at misericordia university.
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