Misery Soup
1.) the disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.
2.) a crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) when ben pulled away from bob’s shoulder, both ben’s face and bob’s shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.
2.) “let’s go fish dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the h-ll home already!”
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