misery-top


when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a compet-tion that only they are partic-p-ting in.
person 1: “i had so much homework this weekend!”
person 2: “well i got attacked by a bear!”
person 1: “way to just misery-top me.”

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