MISO
the acronym standing for “my internet shut off!”. used in an intense instant-messaging conversation that ended abruptly.
pr-nounced mee-soh, as in the traditional j-panese soup served with tofu.
bebehdoll2: baby i miss you! i havent seen you in 4 hours!!
“lilbballa4lyphe” signed off at 10:39:02 pm.
“lilbballa4lyphe” signed on at 10:39:10 pm
bebehdoll2: …
lilbballa4lyphe: i’m soo sorry babe! miso!
my internet shut off
d-mn! miso
an acronym for “my internet shut off,” used in conversations via internet when facebook chat is faulty and your messages don’t go through, or when your instant messenger quits abruptly
spencer:guess what!
rachel: what?
spencer is offline.
spencer is online.
rachel: wtf
spencer: sh-t, sorry. miso!
my internet shut off
miso fora whole 2 hours! #firstworldproblems
— angel (@angelspeakshermind) may 14, 2012
slang for someone who is always miserable
the lady who works at starbucks is so miso all the time.
hey miso, do you ever smile?
miso (fermented bean paste) is a concentrated, savory paste made from soybeans–often mixed with a grain such as rice, barley, or wheat–that is fermented with a yeast mold (koji) and then combined with salt and water. the mixture is aged from one month to three years. while it is a good source of protein and carbohydrates, miso is, nonetheless, high in sodium and should be consumed sparingly if you are salt-sensitive.
miso is versatile: it can be used in a soup, marinades, dressings, stews, dips, and c-sseroles; though americans are probably most familiar with miso soup, which is a combination of miso paste (usually hatcho miso; see below) and dashi (j-panese stock made from dried bonito flakes).
there are two methods for making miso paste: traditional and commercial. the traditional method ages the miso paste in large wooden fermentation casks at the temperature of the environment. traditional manufacturers use whole ingredients and natural sea salt and tend to allow their miso to age for at least six months. the commercial process of making miso paste accelerates temperature-controlled fermentation in plastic or stainless steel holding tanks.
varieties
depending on how and where the miso paste is processed, there are different types of miso, with each type having its own aroma, flavor, and color. some of the varieties of miso include: mugi miso (made from soybeans and barley), hatcho miso (made from soybeans and sea salt), genmai miso (from soybeans and brown rice), kome miso (made from soybeans and white rice), and natto miso (made from soybeans and ginger). the longer the soybeans are fermented, the darker (and stronger in flavor) the miso: misos generally range in color (and pungency) from white to dark brown. white miso is the lightest in flavor, aged for one month. it is particularly well suited for soups, salad dressings, and sauces. yellow miso is also light in flavor, but is saltier. red miso is strong and salty and is generally used for stews, soups and braised foods. dark brown miso is the most pungent. – wholehealthmd.com
that is miso ramen,not chicken ramen!
what to put in front of the word h-rny
hey honey, what do ya want for dinner?
miso
miso? we don’t have that
but miso h-rny
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