miss slippery
mom’s glovebox; beef curtains; sperm harbor; silk igloo; skunk guts; tw-t waffle; the taffy puller; the vertical grimace; the badly packed kebab; the slobbering bulldog; the snake charmer; the ham wallet; the stench trench; the pr-ck purse; the oyster ditch; the squish mitten; the hippo’s yawn; the smelly jelly hole; the fur burger; the b-tch wrinkle; f-g mace; the wound that never heals.
i’m definitely trying to visit miss slippery tonight.
miss slippery is my alma mater.
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