miss sprague
one whom tries to teach but lacks the self-knowledge so she prints sh-t off the internet and gives a test and fails everyone because she knows she a lesbian who would prolly be less b-tchy if she had a d-ck like the incredible hulk to stick in every one of her farm animals
person 1- ” what did you make on miss sprague’s test?
person 2- ” a f-ckin 40 even though every answer was right”
person 3 ” miss sprague can’t teach, she needs to go ride one of her magical unicorns and eat some fruity pebbles”
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