Missed a strike
a phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
guy 1:
i missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one d-mn insult. agh!
now i feel terrible as if the other good things don’t count.
guy 2:
i was totally chatting up this girl and thought i was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as i went to kiss her. agh!
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