Missile Cushion
the act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster sh-t on top of it so that the sh-t is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful t-rd. (do what you will with your b-ttwipe, just don’t let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)
i owe this all to the man who named this glorious act… without it, it’s just a sh-t.
i left a big o’ missile cushion in the sh-tter at work for johnson to see.
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