missile toe
the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy’s package because of the tightness of the pants
wow, jim’s missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.
(v.) when a person uses their hallux (big toe) to stimulate their partner s-xually. the act is most commonly performed on a female and upon the v-g-n-. variations exist using the other toes and/or other orifices. c.p. fingering.
“yo man what’s with the limp?”
“bro i got really bad foot cramps, i missiletoed sarah last night and f-cked up my foot.”
“the f-ck?”
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