Mission For Jesus


eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. much like a real mission for jesus or mhf for short
someone p-sses you and then changes lanes to p-ss the person in front of you. you remark to your p-ssenger “wow! that guy is on a mission for jesus!”

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