Missionary Doll


the type of doll that is so uptight that she must do it laying down…in missionary style. she especially gets upset when certain guys betray her beloved save-a-soul mission by running a cr-p game in it. again, she only likes missionary- never up the -ss…she doesn’t like cr-p.
being so uptight, the only way sarah’s v-g-n- could have the capacity to store a p-n-s, was in missionary doll form.

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