mississippi measurement
the mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones d-ck by which the end of the tape measure starts at the -sshole.
the wife says i’ve got a small c-ck, but i’m all ,”b-tch that sh-t’s seven inches with the mississippi measurement.”
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