Mississippi Mud Bag
as a form of fore play one carrys around a quart sized zip-loc bag full of thier lovers p–p.
person 1: why do you smell like a dirty booty?
person 2: oh, it’s my mississippi mud bag. i am in to that type of thing you see.
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