Mississippi Mudhook


dirty relative of the mississippi meathook the act of controlling the movements of a girlfriend by hooking her in the -n-s with your finger(s)
i was tickling rocking horse wendy in bed last night
did she try to get away?
yeah she tried but i used my other hand to mississippi mudhook her so she wasn’t going nowhere.

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