Missoula, Montana


the best place in the last best place.
someone from someplace like greenwich: i wish i was from missoula, montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by m-ssive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.

missoulian: i know.

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