miswank
jerking off to something you thought was s-xy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-w-nked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and not to the sounds of some s-xy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
a failed attempt at masturbation due to an empty state of ones w-nkbank
i am so annoyed as i had a misw-nk
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