Mitching Out


verb.

1) the ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an -ss of one’s self, yelling “hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini,” or any general act of combing both “b-tching out” and being named mitch.

2) the act of b-tching out, but when the person’s name is mitch.

3) the verb that describes mitch’s behavior after three or more drinks
person 1: oh man did you see mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?

person 2: oh yeah, he was totally mitching out!

person 1: afterward he absolutely refused to p-ss out on the couch!

person 2: wow what a mitch!
verb. when a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succ-mbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to ‘turn’ straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. term originated by a professor at randolph-macon woman’s college for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
person 1: so, what’s up with katie and megan?
person 2: they’re dating.
person 1: whoa, i didn’t realize megan swung that way!
person 2: she doesn’t really, she’s totally mitching out.

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