mitchum


s-m-n, male -j-c-l-t-. named after robert mitchum, actor, due to his being almost the definition of masculinity, of which s-m-n is the ultimate by-product.
past-tense: mitchummed.
peter north is notorious for his ability to produce voluminous amounts of mitchum.
a brand of gell deoderant.
that mitchum smells fairly good.
the act of skipping a day or two or ten from all hygenic upkeep. thus, resulting in one funky m-th- f-cka! febreeze cannot save this individual!
dude 1: hey, check out that sasquatch looking freakshow over there.

dude 2: what is that?!? are those stink lines emanating from that furry monstrosity of a man?…grooossss!

dude 1: no way! that swamp ape is clearly suffering from a severe case of mitch’um. i guess he took their motto seriously! does he have no shame?
a weird little brown beetle, often spotted in large groups, commonly found in festival tents. they seem do mysteriously disappear in the rain and then re-appear in your clothes hair and generally in anything you leave in a tent.
hayley: ,aahh, look it’s ,p-ssing, it down!
ellis: i ,knoww,! the ,mitchums, infestation has completely disappeared!
hannah: where do you think they go?
matilda: ohh…there around…

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