Mityul


a russian mob descendant who like to paint p-n-ses, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a stalin shot gl-ss, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that’s infested with squirrels.
dude, i hooked up with a mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-khrushchev poster on her ceiling.

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