MKF disease
mkf diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4″11. side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite s-x. to avoid this -fatal- disease, place rosemary above your door, and continuously play songs from the broadway cl-ssic, “once upon a mattress”
kasey: oh dear! i think you caught mkf disease!!”
mary kate: oh no! now i’ll never get a boyfriend!
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