mloke


the tapping of someone’s shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him….aka shoulder fake-out
hutch: sonny-bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
sonny-bill: no hutch i didn’t, must have been someone else…
hutch: ahhhh…..that’t the third mloke i’ve fallen for today

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