MMA Douchebag
any kid who “thinks,” he’s a bad-ss, and can can kick anyones -ss becuase he took 1 mma cl-ss at his gym.
these kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff if the other person agrees to fight.
or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier -ss kicked by a real bad-ss.
mma douchebag: what are you looking at?
real bad-ss: nothing.
mma douchebag: d-mn right nothing, ill kick your -ss.
real bad-ss: if you even touche me, im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your -ss up and down the street.
mma douchebag: hey!…i’m sorry man, i dont want any trouble.
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