MMCMM
my mom caught me masturbating
me, oh yeah your a sl-t
mom, hey put the lab top away
me, oh sh-t
mom, why is there c-m all over the bed
me, uhh thats spit
the next day
friend, hey did you see the new p-rnhub vid
me, yeah but mmcmm
friend, ahh sh-t that sucks
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