mmmbop a bar

to p-ss off everyone in a bar at once by playing the song mmmbop by hanson on the jukebox. this is hard to do because no bar is going to carry any of hanson’s songs in their music selection. as of right now, there’s only 3 ways this can be done:

1. if you own a bar (or know someone who does), bring in an mp3 player or cd with hanson’s mmmbop on it. then put it in a cd player, or connect your mp3 player to the bar’s stereo, and play it on repeat. this is not recommended, as it will p-ss off every single person in the building and will result in the loss of customers and possibly employees.

2. find a bar that has an internet jukebox, where you can download songs from a huge online music library. such internet jukeboxes include starbrite, solara, nitestar, encore, berkeley, symphony, and the cd-100l. it usually costs a little extra to download a song from the net, but in this case.. its well worth it! find mmmbop and put in enough money to make it repeat 10+ times. after you make the song selection and it begins downloading, i highly recommend leaving for 2 reasons. first, your going to have some very p-ssed off drunk people looking for the person who queued up mmmbop to play 37 times. and second, sticking around waiting to see peoples reactions means less time going out to mmmbop more bars.

3. this is the best and most fun way to mmmbop a bar. this requires the bar’s stereo to be listening to an fm radio station. your going to need a high powered fm transmitter (like an itrip for an ipod, only more powerful), and mmmbop either burned on a cd with a discman, or on an mp3 player. pull up in the parking lot and have someone go inside. this person going inside will be on a special forces covert recon mission, and needs to stay stealth at all times. they will infiltrate the bar, get a drink and sit down by them-self. as soon as they hear what station is playing on the radio, they will call the person in the car and let them know what station is playing in the bar. the person in the car will then change the broadcasting frequency of the fm transmitter to match that which is playing in the bar, and start mmmbop. i suggest waiting until the song on the radio is over, (or until there is a pause or the next song is about to begin), and then starting mmmbop. this will make it sound like the radio frequency was never hijacked, and no one in the bar will suspect a thing. once again, everyone in the entire building will be p-ssed off, and the management will probably change the station. when this happens, the special forces op will again call the person in the car and report that the station has been changed, and what station the music was changed to. at this point, the person in the car changes the fm transmitter’s output frequency to match that of the new station, and resume playing mmmbop. again, i suggest timing it so there’s a seamless transition between the radios music and mmmbop so people really get confused. at this point, the management will either change the station again (in which case, you just hijack the new station), turn off the radio (in which case, you either find a new bar to mmmbop or go inside and get drunk).. or they will just give in and just let it play, hoping that it will all be over soon. if this is the case, you put mmmbop on repeat and see how many times they let it play. you can even leave it on repeat in your car, and go in and have a drink with your special forces op. everyone in the entire bar will be extremely p-ssed off and annoyed except yourself, the special forces op, and whoever else is in on the fun.
nathan: “what do you guys want to do tonight?”
tom: “lets go mmmbop a bar.”
dustin: “i call special forces recon!!”